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@thedevilsworkisneverdone

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Nope can't say that I have!
Is it really that intense??
Do you think I should buy more?

YES awesome!! Exactly what I wanted to hear!

thanks for moving

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

It's like the worst lecture ever made worse by knowing God is on her side. So yes, you should buy more though the brownies will probably make up for the difference.

np!! :)

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Ouch yeah she's really got the hometown advantage.
Throw in some more cupcakes and at least another pan of brownies.

They won't go to waste. I promise.

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I'm pretty sure that prior to being able to take their Holy Vows, they have classes on how to lay on the biggest, most intense guilt trip.

So I appreciate you sparing me this while also getting tasty treats. She tried to foist them on me and I don't have Hulk metabolism. It'd go right to my thighs.

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Well yeah. That would make sense now that you mention it.
Isn't guilt the core foundation of Catholicism??

Your thighs are super cute. A little extra meat won't do any harm. I promise!! ;)

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Guilt is basically load-bearing when it comes to the whole Catholicism thing.

I have to squeeze these puppies into the suit though, and a certain designer would be annoyed to have to adjust it.

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Yeah well he's a big boy. I think he can handle a few emergency costume alterations just so I can have a little extra fun.

Have I mentioned how much I enjoy ogling you?

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

I'll tell him that the alterations are because of you and we'll see how you feel about him being a 'big boy' and dealing with it.

I might have noticed.

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Matthew!!
You'd throw me under the bus that fast?

Wow. I thought we had something special here.

I take back what I said about your amazing thighs.
I wasn't ogling them at all.

I'm pouting right now btw.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

I need to stay in his good graces when it comes to making my suits, so yes. Besides, you're the one that started it.

Pout all you want. I will take my amazing thighs elsewhere.

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You wouldn't.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Wouldn't tell our designer friend or wouldn't withhold my thighs?

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Both.

[She doesn't sound too sure of that.]

...I'd do a whole lot more to those thighs if you let me.

[Stop trying to change the subject, Jennifer.]

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

I thought you were considering my thighs traitorous for throwing you under the bus.

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Those thighs are downright criminal with or without the bus-throwage. Both statements can be true.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

I will take this assessment.

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Take some extra brownies too because I want you in tip-top shape the next time we're in the same room together. You deserve 'em.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Not taking those brownies is how I keep these thighs.