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np!! :)

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Ouch yeah she's really got the hometown advantage.
Throw in some more cupcakes and at least another pan of brownies.

They won't go to waste. I promise.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

I'm pretty sure that prior to being able to take their Holy Vows, they have classes on how to lay on the biggest, most intense guilt trip.

So I appreciate you sparing me this while also getting tasty treats. She tried to foist them on me and I don't have Hulk metabolism. It'd go right to my thighs.

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Well yeah. That would make sense now that you mention it.
Isn't guilt the core foundation of Catholicism??

Your thighs are super cute. A little extra meat won't do any harm. I promise!! ;)

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Guilt is basically load-bearing when it comes to the whole Catholicism thing.

I have to squeeze these puppies into the suit though, and a certain designer would be annoyed to have to adjust it.

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Yeah well he's a big boy. I think he can handle a few emergency costume alterations just so I can have a little extra fun.

Have I mentioned how much I enjoy ogling you?

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

I'll tell him that the alterations are because of you and we'll see how you feel about him being a 'big boy' and dealing with it.

I might have noticed.

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Matthew!!
You'd throw me under the bus that fast?

Wow. I thought we had something special here.

I take back what I said about your amazing thighs.
I wasn't ogling them at all.

I'm pouting right now btw.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

I need to stay in his good graces when it comes to making my suits, so yes. Besides, you're the one that started it.

Pout all you want. I will take my amazing thighs elsewhere.

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[ RING RING ]

You wouldn't.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Wouldn't tell our designer friend or wouldn't withhold my thighs?

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Both.

[She doesn't sound too sure of that.]

...I'd do a whole lot more to those thighs if you let me.

[Stop trying to change the subject, Jennifer.]

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

I thought you were considering my thighs traitorous for throwing you under the bus.

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Those thighs are downright criminal with or without the bus-throwage. Both statements can be true.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

I will take this assessment.

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Take some extra brownies too because I want you in tip-top shape the next time we're in the same room together. You deserve 'em.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Not taking those brownies is how I keep these thighs.