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@thedevilsworkisneverdone

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[from here.]

Nope can't say that I have!
Is it really that intense??
Do you think I should buy more?

YES awesome!! Exactly what I wanted to hear!

thanks for moving

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

It's like the worst lecture ever made worse by knowing God is on her side. So yes, you should buy more though the brownies will probably make up for the difference.

np!! :)

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Ouch yeah she's really got the hometown advantage.
Throw in some more cupcakes and at least another pan of brownies.

They won't go to waste. I promise.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

I'm pretty sure that prior to being able to take their Holy Vows, they have classes on how to lay on the biggest, most intense guilt trip.

So I appreciate you sparing me this while also getting tasty treats. She tried to foist them on me and I don't have Hulk metabolism. It'd go right to my thighs.

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Well yeah. That would make sense now that you mention it.
Isn't guilt the core foundation of Catholicism??

Your thighs are super cute. A little extra meat won't do any harm. I promise!! ;)

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Guilt is basically load-bearing when it comes to the whole Catholicism thing.

I have to squeeze these puppies into the suit though, and a certain designer would be annoyed to have to adjust it.

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Yeah well he's a big boy. I think he can handle a few emergency costume alterations just so I can have a little extra fun.

Have I mentioned how much I enjoy ogling you?

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

I'll tell him that the alterations are because of you and we'll see how you feel about him being a 'big boy' and dealing with it.

I might have noticed.

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Matthew!!
You'd throw me under the bus that fast?

Wow. I thought we had something special here.

I take back what I said about your amazing thighs.
I wasn't ogling them at all.

I'm pouting right now btw.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

I need to stay in his good graces when it comes to making my suits, so yes. Besides, you're the one that started it.

Pout all you want. I will take my amazing thighs elsewhere.

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[ RING RING ]

You wouldn't.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Wouldn't tell our designer friend or wouldn't withhold my thighs?

@doesnotsparkle

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[from here.]

[Ugh okay. Yep - there's the waterfall of screenshots. Right on schedule.

She frowns as she lets her eyes scan through them.]

Why can't people just be more up front and honest?

That's probably the most naive thing I could ever say but here we are.

@thedevilsworkisneverdone

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[from here.]

What gave that away?
Was it the excessive usage of pookie?
I'm a little fuzzy but I'm thinking there was a lot of pookie.

Before you object!! I think it suits you. ;P

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Both.

[She doesn't sound too sure of that.]

...I'd do a whole lot more to those thighs if you let me.

[Stop trying to change the subject, Jennifer.]

[doesnotsparkle]

[ He should feel bad for that wall of screenshots, but he is a scientist. Documentation is key!

Plus, he feels bad for how she's treated sometimes. More so when she's one of the few people who seem to see past his fangs. ]

Out of everything in the world that I can understand and explain, that is not one of them. Humans are cruel and craven creatures. And I do not think it naive to wish for the truth.

I had that with Martine, and I accept that I will never have that again. You, however, still have a chance to find someone.

[ Granted, he kind of killed Martine himself, but she was already a vampire and soulless, so he set her free as far as he was concerned. No matter how badly it had hurt at the time. And the women after Martine used him in awful ways, so he's jaded when it comes to himself. ]

@streetlevel

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Oh yea? What kind of modifications?
He's still giving me agita about hurting his feelings or whatever so my options are limited for now.
I never thought your tailor could put you in timeout but I guess you learn something new every day.

You're always welcome to do more than squeeze me btw.
In case you needed some reminding.

Hot dogs are a unique experience.
Just like jello shots.

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I think I see where you're going with this.
But now I'm just really hungry UGH!! :(

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

There was SO MUCH pookie. An aggressive amount of it.

I'm still objecting, counselor.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

I thought you were considering my thighs traitorous for throwing you under the bus.

[streetlevel]

More tactical stealth in design and build. Going under the radar right now as much as anyone in a costume can is the goal right now.
You know how sensitive he is. Did something else happen or is he still miffed from the past?

I'll keep that in mind, trust me.

Yeah, that's my bad. I'm regretting skipping lunch right now, too.

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[Scientist, meet lawyer. But she's not working at this very moment (she's sprawled on her couch okay??) so the last thing she wants to see is documentation, Michael.]

Well at least we're on the same page there.

[About the whole "humans are cruel" thing.]

Maybe I should just stop trying to be so proactive??
Or something??
idk I'm tired.

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AGGRESSIVE pookie??

[That's even worse. In a way.]

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Those thighs are downright criminal with or without the bus-throwage. Both statements can be true.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

I will take this assessment.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

The messages really went on for a while.

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Aw man. No more ketchup and mustard? :(
That was such a cute look on you!!

He's the type of guy who holds a grudge forever.
At least from my personal experience.

Why did you skip lunch?? You shouldn't do that.
What do you want to eat? Let's do a phone lunch date.
I can call you~~

[streetlevel]

Not these days, although I still have the suit. Maybe when Fisk is dealt with it can make some reappearances. Is he a devil or is he a burger condiment? The world may never know.

I've just been too busy to eat. Which I know isn't good, so yeah. Let's do a phone lunch date. Chinese?

[doesnotsparkle]

Of course we are.

[ She should have known. He only doesn't back up with data when he knows he's wrong.
Then he's just a brat. ]

Perhaps. Personally, I think looking for love is a waste of time.
You'll find the right person in time, or they will find you. That is how I feel about it.
Granted, maybe don't listen to me. I do have a bad track record. Where is your friend? The chipper one? She may be able to cheer you up?

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Take some extra brownies too because I want you in tip-top shape the next time we're in the same room together. You deserve 'em.

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God I'm so embarrassing why do you even put up with me.

@nightmarescenario

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[from here.]

We are friends, Tone!
Just not friends with benefits.
Or whatever it is you're trying to do here.

[nightmarescenario]

[ooc: they did sleep together in the comics (tho he wasn't evil!Tony then)]

then why were you panties flying from my tower?

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Not taking those brownies is how I keep these thighs.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Is it terrible to say it's not the worst drunk message I've received on my phone?